Google meme

Hey, Robyn, thought you should know I'm a silent stalker of your Sheezy journal... LOVED your hat, btw, but I could not resist this meme.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Amy needs some helping drinking apparently" And also help with grammar!

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Amy looks like she's been eating gravel by the roadside."

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Amy says she's all alone/Says the world doesn't even know..." song by Flyleaf, apparently

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Amy. will be on vacation soon." NICE

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "A community about amy does it again"

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "What Amy hates: Bamboo, mylar balloons, polyester dinner napkins, hot sauce, homemade soaps, high-fiving, gourds, futons and constipation. ..."

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Dear Amy: A young cousin of mine recently reached out to me with some heavy news. She told me that she is gay. She asked me not to tell anyone in the family ..."

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Thus ends "Amy Goes to Oz.,""

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Amy Rocks and She Loves Mountains, Too!" All true.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Amy eats a black cricket just to prove a point...... i think she proved it."

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Amy Wear and Gail Downey are former models"

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "The singer could face assault charges after yet another late-night altercation." STUPID AMY WINEHOUSE!! STOP HAVING MY NAME!!!!