Friday, April 15, 2005

A Mighty Battle

The young Jedi stands tall, his light saber drawn, his bright blue eyes defiant.

Darth Vader faces him and commands him to fight with valor - he is not interested in too easy a victory today.

With a bright flash and the telltale Zap! the mighty battle begins!The air around the two mighty foes is electrified, as much by their hatred as by their weapons. The battle is well matched, they fight with near equal skill; it soon appears, however, that Luke Skywalker has a secret weapon!

"Who can take a sunriiiiiiiiiiiiise, speekle it a doooooooooooo, chocabut a twoooooooooo? The Candy Maaaaaaannn...."

Darth Vader is not pleased. "JOSHUA! There's no time for Candy Man! This is Star Wars!!"

Sadly, The Last Hope of the Rebellion does not care, and Darth Vader stomps off to destroy another world, disgusted at his lack of a worthy opponent.

3 comments:

burrhaz said...

Love it!

Anonymous said...

Well, who said that 2 worthy opponents had to be on the same page in the heat of playtime battle? Those a great little guys you have there! Just the happy aunt, er, uncle.

Anonymous said...

That was brilliant! Wish I'd been there (as always).